Crazy Marcus!


I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.



Alcohol vs marijuana

too tru.
flycandy: Amber Rose

If I was Wiz Khalifa I would be bussin nuts in Amber Rose 3 times a day, at least. She’d be in Planned Parenthood twice a month fuckin with me. Nigga be in there with her tryna finesse Planned Parenthood for the free abortion my G. No disrespect Wiz, but my gawd those butt cheeks can cure Cancer. Those butt cheeks hold the fountain of youth, those butt cheeks contain the secret to life as we know it. Those butt cheeks have the power to rupture the space time continuum. I would give her a dark caesar with the clippers on 1, a taper in the back and line her up better than a Dominican barber in the Bronx. God bless you Amber Rose
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